I saw you and everything collapsed underneath me and nothing made sense anymore. — jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.

alwayswillgraham:

Please preface questions with “Truth”

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rraaaarrl:

Get off my lawn, sonny!

ahawkeyesview:

badsciencebanner:

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"He is all of these things. But Clint, is he yours. Like biologically."

"Is he.." the archer paused.

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"Bruce.. No. Of course not, there’s no way."

"You’re holding a blonde baby that had a note saying he was for you."

"You can understand why I’m suspect right? I don’t think you did anything but how do we know someone didn’t do something like I did."

oncedeadliesmith: [make muse happy] The trickster set a bouquet of roses on the side of Bruce's desk, kissing the side of the man's neck gingerly as he moved up behind him as he worked. His thumbs found purchase between the mortal man's shoulder blades, firmly massaging them as he murmured, "Good morning, Veurr..."

Bruce groaned happily from the massage. Leaning his head back into the god’s flat stomach he smiled up at him. “Morning Loucura. To what do I owe this pleasure.” Reaching up to rest one of his hands over Loki’s.

ahawkeyesview:

badsciencebanner:

"Wait… what? Why would someone leave a baby here. For you with a note?"

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"I don’t know, but he’s cute and all alone."

"He is all of these things. But Clint, is he yours. Like biologically."

algorxmortis: "I am not doing that."

"I didn’t say do it. I said would you like to."

ahawkeyesview:

badsciencebanner:

"I think we should inform someone that a child was just left here. At least know where he came from before we take a kid."

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"But he was left here for me. Note said."

"Wait… what? Why would someone leave a baby here. For you with a note?"

numberonediabetic:

Oh look my dash just unintentionally summed up the plot of Avengers

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